Labour Party forms armed wing in bid to remain politically relevant
Posted on 7th February 2017 at 10:35
The Labour Party has announced that it’s launching an armed wing in what analysists are interpreting as a final desperate attempt to remain politically relevant. The announcement was made in a video by a number of members of the Shadow Cabinet, clearly identifiable despite wearing balaclavas, which was posted on the Labour Party website on Thursday.
Foreign Office officials struggle to explain to Boris Johnson that the British Empire no longer exists
Posted on 7th February 2017 at 10:33
Foreign Office officials are reportedly struggling to convince Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson that the British Empire no longer exists. Speaking on condition of anonymity a senior Foreign Office source told The Spark that Boris ‘is absolutely convinced we still have the empire’ and that ‘nothing we say will persuade him it’s gone’.
Labour releases video of Corbyn waterboarding a puppy in bid to boost his flagging popularity
Posted on 7th February 2017 at 10:26
The Labour Party today released a video of party leader Jeremy Corbyn repeatedly waterboarding a puppy, in what has been widely interpreted as an attempt to boost his popularity following a series of disastrous opinion polls.