It’s been revealed that American President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladamir Putin have agreed to partition Poland between their two countries. 
It’s been revealed that American President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladamir Putin have agreed to partition Poland between their two countries. Both leaders agreed that whenever despots come to power ‘it’s Poland which gets screwed over’ and don’t see why the current situation should be any different. 
 
The deal is likely to prove beneficial for both leaders. It will allow Trump to fulfil his manifesto commitment to provide ‘living space in the East’ for the American people, whilst it might help Putin briefly distract the Russian people’s attention from the fact that they are living in Russia and life’s a bit grim. 
 
The two leaders reached their agreement during a meeting in a central Moscow hotel, where they reportedly bonded my comparing lists of journalists who they would like to put in prison and thinking up rude nicknames for German Chancellor Angela Merkel. 
 
In response to the American/Russian agreement the Polish Government simply released a statement saying ‘Oh not again’, which the country generally has to use around every fifty years. 
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